Does anyone else name their plants? Asking for a friend…

No, but really, I think it’s happening. I’m becoming a crazy plant lady - with an ever increasing flock of green-leaved friends taking up residency on my terrace. While we did have a few plants in Florida (we miss you, Christmas Ficus), this odd assortment of foliage will be our ongoing project in our new home in California. As I know next to nothing about how to grow plants, I’ll be keeping track of it here and how these guys grow (or ☠)